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[Dec. 8th, 2005|12:20 am] |
 Oh Great Cthulhu!I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year. In June, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In July, I stopped ![[info]](http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) pherdnut from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In March, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In December, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In August, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In November, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In short, I have been very good (130 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest. Your humble and obedient servant, fullnhollow
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu! |
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| Walk The Line |
[Dec. 3rd, 2005|07:28 pm] |
FABULOUS.
Very few blondes make smashing brunettes (sorry, ladies, it's not as easy as it looks!), and Reese Witherspoon is one of the few.
The performances are, well-- fabulous.
And I'm going to start wearing false eyelashes again. Tomorrow. |
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| HORROR |
[Oct. 20th, 2005|09:01 pm] |
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Today I made baked acorn squash for the first time. I prepared it with butter, brown sugar and cinnamon. It was delicious. I was about halfway through a piece when, as I was scraping the flesh to soak in the butter, I uncovered THE FATTEST WHITE WORM I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Those of you who know me well know the meaning of this: TRAUMA.
I am now afraid. My roommate was pretty horrified, too. However, he eventually managed to eat one ("delicious") after mining it pretty hardcore for worms, of which he found none.
TRAUMA. My heart still pounds when I think of its sheer girth and glistening corpulence. |
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| survey stolen from one of rsb1000's Myspace friends |
[Oct. 16th, 2005|09:51 pm] |
1. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
Dolly Parton and Janis Joplin. (Sorry, couldn't choose due to mutual fabulosity.)
2. Where was your first kiss?
4th grade, behind a bush in front of the local Catholic church.
3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
No, but I did "pad" (ie: maxi-pad) Anthony Garcia's dad's van in jr. high.
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Yes
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
Yes, for a living, actually-- but usually not by myself.
6. Whats the first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?
Hands, face, height, voice, intelligence.
7. What really turns you on?
Quiet boys, talent, self-assuredness, creativity.
8. What do you usually order from starbucks?
Tall soy latte with half a pump of raspberry.
9. What is your biggest mistake?
Uhh.. waiting a long as I did to admit to myself my calling in life, I guess.
10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Only by paying too much attention to who my ex-boyfriends may have dated after me --they only get younger and thinner (and, oddly, much larger-nosed).
11. Say something totally random about you?
My house comes equipped with a DJ, carpenter and pastry chef!
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yeah-- my favorite was when my awesome friend's fiance said I looked like "the love child of Phoebe Cates and Christina Ricci."
13. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
I dig the Teletubbies. And I'll never outgrow Sesame Street.
14. Did you have braces?
No, but I really wanted them because all the rich white girls had them. Sadly, my teeth are naturally straight, but that didn't keep me from making retainers out of paper clips.
15. Are you comfortable with your height?
Well, apparently I read much taller than 5'3", so I'm fine with it.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
I was just surprised with a dozen roses after my opening night Saturday even though the "opposite sex" wasn't able to attend.
17. When do you know it's love?
When I can't imagine my world without them.
18. Do you speak any other languages?
Spanish-- my first language.
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Uh, no.
20. What magazines do you read?
I read 'em all, beeatches!.
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
No, but I have been picked up in a towncar at the airport a few times.
22. Has anyone you were really close with passed away?
Yeah, and you can read my earlier blog entries if you really want to know about it.
23. Do you watch mtv?
If I had cable, I would. Pimp my Ride is the shizzznit.
24. What's something that really annoys you?
People who identify as "outsiders" or "fringe dwellers" but who belong to a clique and are rude to others who aren't like them-- exactly the thing they claim to suffer from the "mainstream".
25. What's something you really like?
Pho.
26. Do you like Michael Jackson?
I still know all the words to Thriller-- the album, not just the song.
27. Can you dance?
Can you say "Latina"?.
28. What's the longest/latest you have ever stayed up?
I've blocked it out of my memory.
29. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
Only on mushrooms. And I was kind of OK with it.
30.Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Yes, but not as a patient-- as the friend of a patient.
31. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
yup. |
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| This is funny |
[Oct. 8th, 2005|04:10 pm] |
These are the top ten google search results for:
Stephanie needs...
a strong manly shoulder to lean on
rhinoplasty
to find a missing mother and child
to be in a family where there are no other children or animals
to make sure she has an accurate plan of the whole site
cash --fast-- but times are tough
Ranger's savvy and expertise
to find the secret location
to control things that are outside of her
a spanking
so much more |
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| But of course. |
[Sep. 26th, 2005|11:23 am] |
Katharine Hepburn
You scored 21% grit, 38% wit, 52% flair, and 4% class! |
You are the fabulously quirky and independent woman of character. You go your own way, follow your own drummer, take your own lead. You stand head and shoulders next to your partner, but you are perfectly willing and able to stand alone. Others might be more classically beautiful or conventionally woman-like, but you possess a more fundamental common sense and off-kilter charm, making interesting men fall at your feet. You can pick them up or leave them there as you see fit. You share the screen with the likes of Spencer Tracy and Cary Grant, thinking men who like strong women.
Find out what kind of classic leading man you'd make by taking the Classic Leading Man Test. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 40% on grit |
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You scored higher than 85% on wit |
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You scored higher than 88% on flair |
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You scored higher than 2% on class |
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| Oh, yeah! |
[Sep. 26th, 2005|11:19 am] |
Clark Gable
You scored 50% Tough, 38% Roguish, 4% Friendly, and 9% Charming! |
You're a helluva guy and a bit of an enigma. You're a man's man, tough talking and ready for anything, and you make the ladies swoon with your rakish ways. You're equally admired by both men and women alike, drinking other men under the table all the while charming the socks off half a dozen lovelies. You're a commanding presence, and you know how to get what - and who - you want when you want it. You're drawn to women who, like you, are savvy enough to deal with the world on their own terms. You work well with spitfires. Leading ladies include Joan Crawford, Myrna Loy, and Jean Harlow. No damsels in distress for you.
Find out what kind of classic dame you'd make by taking the Classic Dames Test. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 91% on Tough |
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You scored higher than 94% on Roguish |
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You scored higher than 4% on Friendly |
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You scored higher than 6% on Charming |
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| (no subject) |
[Sep. 26th, 2005|09:40 am] |
stones or beatles: That's not fair. Apples and clockwork oranges, mate. Okay, Beatles.
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| How do you spell RELIEF? |
[Sep. 23rd, 2005|11:05 am] |
N-O M-O-R-E A-S-S-H-O-L-E R-O-O-M-A-T-E
Though I still have to get my furniture, such as it is, I am officially moved into my new apartment in Ukrainian Village! I spent the whole eveniing there, mostly by myself, and what a difference! The energy is so different-- I don't feel as though I'm living in someone else's house anymore, which was certainly the case with my last roommate: she gave a lot of lip service to "making the space my own" but that's all it was-- lip service.
The new space, while smaller, is relaxed and tidy, full of lush foliage and funky art, some of which is mine-- my things really complement the common area, and it's nice to have the freedom to contribute without some control freak needing to have the final, manic word on where everything goes! Sigh!
It's also nice to live in a house with dedicated, productive artists, not people full of excuses and entitlement. And it's fun to live in a different part of the city for a while.
I think I'm really going to go back to my rule about living with guys if I have to have roommates. With girls, there's just TOO MUCH DRAMMER! |
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| Another meme... |
[Sep. 21st, 2005|01:25 pm] |
which didn't pull up any of my interests which actually qualify as intereting.
LJ Interests meme results
- beignets:
Delicious. - cats:
Duh. - costume design:
I always end up contributing my own stuff, except in the penultimate show, in which I played a nun. - fags:
Not cigarettes. Can you say "hag"? - hal hartley:
He directed one of my favorite films, "Henry Fool". - marc jacobs:
If I could afford one designer... this would be the one. (I do have a sweet pleated MJ skirt I found miraculously at Marshall's back home, but I let my evil ex-roommate wear it one too many times and it's looking a little tired...) - papier mache:
For all your paper-sculpting needs. - pro-choice:
Don't even get me started. - seattle:
Sucks. I should take it off my list. - tim burton:
I found his "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" disappointing, but he still rules for his early stop-motion work (though he should be drawn and quartered for "Sleepy Hollow").
Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.
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| Seanaface |
[Sep. 21st, 2005|12:31 am] |
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...is a breath of fresh air. Thank you, pixadee. |
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| Yup. |
[Sep. 17th, 2005|11:23 am] |
| Your Inner Child Is Surprised | 
You see many things through the eyes of a child.
Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded.
You cherish all of the details in life.
Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things. |
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| You can't turn back the clock, ladies... |
[Sep. 14th, 2005|11:55 am] |
... He's going to have an affair with that hot girl in PR no matter how many fucking facelifts you get, you sour thing, you.
[Part of the reason it's so much fun working here at the Ruth Page Foundation School of Dance is that it's located in the heart of Chicago's tight-jawed, aptly-named Gold Coast neighborhood. It's a hoot to see the tautly-pulled faces --boasting obscene, glossy, tragic silicone lips-- of the ladies-who-lunch coming in for their private Pilates sessions, as they try (but fail) to register an expression of disbelief when I don't know "who they are."
I think even when I DO start recognizing them, I'm going to pretend like I don't, just to see them try and make a face at me. About the only the thing they're capable of doing with their frozen, Botox-ed mugs is flaring their nostrils. And even THAT threatens to split their faces right at the hairline. Awesome!] |
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| (no subject) |
[Sep. 10th, 2005|09:00 am] |
From fallen_scholar, it's the Live Journal Question meme!
1. Your LiveJournal user name and what it means:
fullnhollow-- from Joni Mitchell's amazing song, 'Cactus Tree':
"...and her heart is full and hollow, like a cactus tree..."
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| Why I don't heart Seattle |
[Sep. 2nd, 2005|11:16 am] |
Here's why I finally moved, after trying to make it work for five long years:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/pacificnw/2005/0213/cover.html
I know some of you disagree with me, but you're probably insular and protective of your exclusivity, too, so of course YOU love it (you may also be pretentious and passive-aggressive).
Yep. I'm much happier where I am, even if last night I did see a rat so large I thought it was an armadillo washed up from the hurricane, and one day last winter the wind was so cold I thought my face was getting torn off. |
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| I tried not to believe it, but... |
[Aug. 3rd, 2005|12:31 am] |
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| [ | Current Music |
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my roommate is indeed a FUCKING TWAT. After having been extraordinarily kind to her (extraordinary because i have never had much respect for her), she has done nothing but lie to me and treat me like some kind of enemy, or parent. SO weird, and unnecessary.
It's so sad to realize i simply don't LIKE her. And I have two months left on my lease with her! What am I going to do? |
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| dumb stuff |
[Jul. 27th, 2005|01:01 pm] |
Have you ever..? (Stolen from bloo_stocking )
1. smoked a cigarette - yes, very briefly (I was one of those "social smokers")
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